Gary Busey And the Acronym Invasion

Hello Gary, it's a pleasure to meet you? (Gary Grabs My Hand)

M.E.E.T. means Making Everyone Easier to Touch.

That- Wow, thats a huge water bottle. Thats bigger than you Gary, are you dehydrated?

It's H.O.L.Y. Water. H is for Hydrating, O is for Oxidized, L is for Liquid and Y is to say that its Yours.

Is it fo-

I have the power to baptize. Yes! To give the spirit inside somebody a new beginning. The bottle isn't large, the universe is large and if the universe is large then we are small and this bottle is small. BUT! This bottle is as much a part of anything as anything else. So yes, I do have a water bottle.

I read recently that you were arrested for living in an abandoned train.

T-R-A-I-N. Temporary Residence Acquired for Interminable Nights.

Excellent use of hyperbole. I say that only because you spent one night there and an entire week in jail.

Punch up for me. Ten years ago one of his kind stalked and eliminated an elite special forces crew in central America. There were two survivors. They indicated that when trapped, the creature activated a self-destruct device that destroyed enough rainforest to cover 300 city blocks. Remarkable weaponry.

Are you quoting lines from Predator 2?

That's right lieutenant.

Lieutenant?

Other-world life-forms.

Gary, I think you're bat-shit crazy.

Crazy spelled H-E-L-P-M-E.

Wait, thats not how you spell crazy. I think he's trying to tell us something.

Lap.

Ok, Gary what does lap stand for.?

L is for large. A is for Alien. P is for Parasite.

Ok, go on.

E-M-B-A-S-S-Y. Enveloping My Brain And Sorry Save Yourselves!

Gary, Gary get up. What do you think he meant by th- HOLY HELL! Look at his head it's splitting open. Dear lord its the creature he was talking about. KILL IT! Use my shoe. Here. Wow, that worked easily enough. Sure it's dead? Give it another whack anyway. Weird. Well i guess that explains Gary Busey post Rookie of the Year.

This is insane